openly queer character
good female that doesn’t die
sam in a ponytail
- castiel inhaling helium and saying “hello dean”
- dean/castiel kiss
we’re getting there kids
WHOA WE’RE HALFWAY THERE
WHOOOAAAHHHH LIVIN ON A PRAYER
dont you start
TAKE MY HAND WE’LL MAKE IT I SWEAR
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
I accept and fully support this headcanon
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
the pizza guy spelled domino’s wrong
i aim for the point in a friendship when people begin to think you’re dating